Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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