What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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A van drives into a car.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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