Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Bob Saget that is all

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no rasist joks

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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