- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

How would you rule?

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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