A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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PENIS lol

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Bitch

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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