- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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