How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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