so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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