- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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