- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

Knock knock come in.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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