- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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