- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

I once did something.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

the game

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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