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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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