- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

What has two legs? Half a cat

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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