- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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