What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Women can vote? wtf

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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