- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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okay so theres this guy.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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