Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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lets bomb africa

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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