- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

tommy is retared

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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