- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

PENIS lol

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do we call Osama? Osama

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

Bitch

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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