Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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