- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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