- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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