- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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