- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

It's likely that very few people will read this.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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