- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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