What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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