Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Caolan and Eamon

I have a horse.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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