what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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knock knock

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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