- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

I once did something.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

the game

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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