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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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