- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Neither have I

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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