- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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