A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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9/11 my birthday

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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