- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Yo mama so fat.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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