- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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