- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Neither did she.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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