- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck