What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

no really what are ur names?

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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