- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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