- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Yanter, Look it up

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

PIED NINNY!

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

So a seal walks into a club.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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