- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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