A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Refridgerator.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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