- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

I literally died laughing

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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