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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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