- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

irish man drinking john smiths

Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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