- Anti Joke

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.