- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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