2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Once upon a time, The end.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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