- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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