- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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