- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

So these two girls have a cup .

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