A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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