- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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