- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

If life gives you lemonade.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Albino African Americans

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Women's Rights..

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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