A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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BIG MAC'S

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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nolan is gay

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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