Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Communism hehe xd

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

tommy is retared

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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