Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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