What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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A Fat Kenyan

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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