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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Albino African Americans

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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