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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

you see theres this guy.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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