- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

tommy is retared

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Get it? More.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Communism hehe xd

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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