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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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