- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

i have two hands.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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