My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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Women's Rights..

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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