- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

hi dave

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

okay so theres this guy.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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