- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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