- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you see theres this guy.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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