- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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