- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Boxing on Boxing Day

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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