– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

I love pissing people off :P

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

what do you call a black chef glendon

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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