- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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