- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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