- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

A baby seal walks into a club.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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