- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

A man walked into a bar owch

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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