I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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okay so theres this guy.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What does? 42

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