How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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