Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Women's Rights..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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