- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Knock Knock. Not home.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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