- Anti Joke

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?