- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

whats brown and sticky a stick

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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