Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Heskey time.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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