- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

how do you win a game try your best

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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