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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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