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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

It's likely that very few people will read this.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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