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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

A man walked into a bar owch

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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