- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

A muslim paints Mohammed

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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