- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why can't february march Because april may

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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