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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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