Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Homo say what?

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Heskey time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Robin, get in the car!

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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