Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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