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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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