- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

irish man drinking john smiths

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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