what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What do you call an arab ?

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

girls basketball

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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