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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What fires shots? A gun

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.