What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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