- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Hail Hitler

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

what are you mike bibby?

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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