A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Jack Stevens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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