joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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