- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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