A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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Why so serious ?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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