- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What's big and purple? Barney

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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