- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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