Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Communism hehe xd

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Get it? More.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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