- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

AIDS

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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