Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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