- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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